I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
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