chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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