'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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