Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
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