in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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