Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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