ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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