i wonder how he feels talking to my mother about jesus with a condom on his dick
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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