i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
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