Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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