You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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