Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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