Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
I like how my family gatherings are basically an ugly sweater party just with better beer and wine...
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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