Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
With a stable of 7 fuck buddies, I literally use a random number generator to determine the order in which I will booty call them on my way home from work. I have not slept in my own bed in a month. I just keep half my clothes hanging in my car or in a suitcase.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
Randomize
