She said her name was "party"
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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