well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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