Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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