If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
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