My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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