Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So many bounce houses so little time
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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