I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
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