Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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