Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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