Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Let's paint friendship bongs
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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