So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
Randomize
