You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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