ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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