At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
We told her to calm down. She said "I'm Buddha!". Then army crawled to the cooler for more vodka.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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