please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
Randomize
