We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
