Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Randomize
