How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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