I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
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