...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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