you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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