So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
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