Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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