Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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