Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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