dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
May the power of my ass compel you!!
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
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