Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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