I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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