Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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