I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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