And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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