I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
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