they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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