I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My bed smells like the plague
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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