playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
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