My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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